Monday, October 28, 2013

Lunch List


This is what I discovered during lunch the last couple weeks:

-love comes in all colors, shapes and sizes.
-it's hilarious when people trip. hilarious.
-some dogs slobber more than others.
-it's obvious that your hair color isn't natural, you're not fooling anyone.
-flippy flops aren't acceptable to wear while motorcycling.
-drug deals are illegal, even if they're conducted in broad daylight.
-skip merrily wherever you're going, it will make you happier.
-it's fun to bust someone texting & driving.
-please learn to speak English correctly.
-DT offers a wide variety of sidewalk concrete. 
-quality trumps quantity in almost every situation.
-no sir, you can't park there.
-we can all hear you singing Katy Perry.
Always believe, the best is yet to come! 

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